Hehe! Gooood one!
A usual bar.
A man is sitting at the bar with his beer as he sees a glass full of 50$ notes.
"Excuse me sir!"
The barkeeper turns to his guest.
"What can I do for you pal?"
"Why is this one big glass filled with 50$ notes?"
"Hehe! That´s our local bet!"
"And what is this this bet all about?"
"You have to to put a 50$ note into the glass and ten I´ll tell you more. But you may win the whole glass!"
He gives 50$ note to the barkeeper.
"And now tell me what I have to do to win ´em!"
"O.K.! You have got to drink a half gallon of Tequila without stopping or spit. When you finished that, you´ve got to pull one of the broke toohts of our Rottweiler in the backyard. But you can imagine that he is very angry about the broken tooth.
And then there is finally our old granny in the third stage. she had no good sex since 1976. Give her a real good orgasmn!
If you finished all points the glass with the 50$ notes is yours!"
"Oh my god! Forget about it dude!"
the barkeeper smiles.
"Just more 50$ for the next brave man!" He laughts.
After an hour and 4 more beer the guest thinks about it again.
"Baarkeeper! Make me the half gallon glass full with Tequila! I´m doing it!"
All the other drunkyards and guests turn around when they heard that and see the barkeeper filling up a glass with a half gallon of Tequila.
"Cheers dude!" The barkeeper gives the glass to the guest.
He drinks the whole glass without stopping. Tears are running down his face which has become red when he put down the empty glass. Aplause from the whole bar is his loan yet.
"Where is the door to the backyard?"
The barkeeper leeds him to the backyard.
The whole bar hears an awful fight for seven minutes after that everything is silent for a while.
The guest comes back into the bar with intattered clothes and bloody wounds but with a smile on his face.
"O.K. Man! Show me the granny with the broken tooht!"