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PostPosted: 16 Dec 2008 14:39 
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did this post buddy?


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 Post subject: Re: greetings
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2008 14:54 
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haegan2007 wrote:
did this post buddy?


Sure did, thanks much bud.

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man, you gotta realise that thor and bos fell out of the patriot tree (like the ugly tree, but instills patriotism instead of ugly) and hit every branch on the way down.


"Gone now, dispersed by the brutal destruction of this one day, was the belief that the Darkman and his army of the dead were so superior as to be invincible. By attempting to destroy the morale of the Marines, the Darkman had restored it to full vigor. Dia De La Muerto had failed in its objectives."
The Gunny: Stand of the 300

Si vis pacem, para bellum
If you want peace, prepare for war

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 Post subject: Tougher training Standards!
PostPosted: 30 Dec 2008 23:47 
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Due to the reletive ignorance and lack of potential our graduates are showing, we have decided to tighten our rules in order to produce a better warrior.

1. We will limit our students to 2 martini parties per week
2. curfew is now 4 am in the morning instead of 5 am.
3. class per day is now 20 minutes instead of 15 and is no longer optional
4. we will now no longer be using crayons on our tests, though colored markers with the sparkles is allowed
5. test answers must be written on a white piece of paper. construction paper is no longer acceptable
6. Paper cuts will no longer be wrapped in bandages. The inflicted one must settle for an anti-biotic.
7. All applicants must know how to tie their own shoes before acceptance. Self-Reliance is a must!
8. Servents will no longer pick up your dirty clothes from the form hallways, they must be placed in your own room to get them washed.
9. Due to the high propensity of students hurting themselves with their dress swords, a basic 10 minute course on which end to hold and how to put them away without puncturing yourself will be mandatory for all new students.
10. All students must be able to read the book "See Jane run." in order to show basic communication skills.

The Commandant feels that these rule additions and changes will produce a tougher class of officer who will be better prepared to meet head on the challenges of military life.


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Sorry about not getting the last few for you last night. :AE I just could not keep my eyes open and think straight. Tedium, as in backups, are more tiring to me than a physical workout. :as



Cheers, Þórgrímr

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Benno the Mad Wrote:
man, you gotta realise that thor and bos fell out of the patriot tree (like the ugly tree, but instills patriotism instead of ugly) and hit every branch on the way down.


"Gone now, dispersed by the brutal destruction of this one day, was the belief that the Darkman and his army of the dead were so superior as to be invincible. By attempting to destroy the morale of the Marines, the Darkman had restored it to full vigor. Dia De La Muerto had failed in its objectives."
The Gunny: Stand of the 300

Si vis pacem, para bellum
If you want peace, prepare for war

Gunny's color #FF2400


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